october-7:

creamynut:

I thought this was dat nigga Rick from the walking dead I was about to PISS MYSELF SNDBJDBDJSH

of course im all torn, im drivin a porsch over the floorboards over the f..four ports while ur in a ford taurus gettin a abortion and a divorce at the same time n here’s the affordin……….look what im plannin, plannin, im plannin a–doin all this while ur panickin, and ur lookin at starin at mannequins, and im goin’a…fannigans tryna get up a plaidigans.. while all the blanakins sandin in fan ban pannakins..while all the banakins sand in cananagins in cabana..ur ina ca..im in a cabana in a-janet im in a cabana chantin and all the stanin a banna..What u dont got the stamina ur lackin the stamina? ur lackin the stamina while ur divorcin harrison ford and im in a porsch in the floorboards? while im orla torin…….usin way too many napkins..papkins..lapkins n japki–u usin chapstick n napkins while im papkin..? flappin around like a bapkin? flammina babbida pan in japkin? damnin a camin–

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